You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Zombie Girl Cosmetic Kits, by glittersniffer

Let's hear it for zombies! I love the idea of zombies, especially like the ones in the original Night of the Living Dead movies. How could these slow-ass seemingly blind zombies actually find and catch up to the remaining humans? It boggles the mind. You have to be a special kind of stupid or an extreme klutz to be captured by a zombie.

And I wonder also - why do they eat brains? It doesn't seem to net them anything - they don't get stronger or faster from having eaten them, they just keep on groping around until they come across their next hapless victim. And if they were to avoid being killed by the two people in the movie that actually have any brain cells to rub together, would they eventually digest and poop out the brains? So many questions go unanswered...

In honor of Halloween, and in honor of our zombie friends, who have gotten ZERO press since the whole vampire-chic thing began, enjoy these cerebralicious items from our friends at Etsy:

Zombies Versus Townspeople Halloween Checker Set, by PsAndQs

Severed Human Zombie Foot, by UncleScabby

Zombies Hate that I am so Awesome Kids Shirt, by tinaseamonster

margaret makes the other zombies a tad uncomfortable, by zombunny

Zombie Apocalypse pinback button 6-pack, by BarrelOfMonkeys

And another by tinaseamonster, but being a knitter, I couldn't resisit - this is hilarious!

Zombies are Crap at Knitting Book mark in Sleeve, by tinaseamonster